Man, it’s been a slow news week… No, we haven’t died, we’re just taking a nap.

Now on to the news: Stuart Baird, director of such not-quite-notables as “U.S. Marshals” and “Executive Decision,” has been named as the director of the tenth Star Trek film.

And everyone’s favorite source of infinite rumor, Trek Today, posted some alleged spoilers for the plot of Trek X. Here, have some salt with that.