Author Archives: W. Blaine Dowler

As you may be able to tell, my formal training is not as a writer. My degrees are in physics and education. In my day job, I work in supplemental education, which is why my productivity is lowest when report card season hits.

Are you naughty or nice?

bureaucatt
writes, Share with everyone what Santa will be
bringing you come Christmas. Apparently this is
Santa’s long-lost little brother, hehe.

“At the top of Santa’s list.” An anonymous
coward also submitted a pointer to a potential
shopping ground. That is, if you don’t mind helping
an evil scientist acheive world
domination. The complete submission reads:
Hello, Allow me to introduce myself. I am Dr.
Steel, Owner and operator of World Domination Toys,
Inc. I am currently embarking on a plan for global
domination. I know, I know…everybody’s trying to
take over the world these days, right? Yes. However,
I aim to transform this world into a Utopian
Playland. A place filled with 24 hour fun-time happy
joy joy-ness. So, give me a chance. All I ask is that
you take some time to view my propaganda. If my
special brainwashing rays work and you begin to feel
like supporting my plans for global conquest (and toy
distribution), kindly display a link on your website
to help spread the word! Remember. Only YOU can help
me take over the world. Thank you for your time,
Dr.Steel President and all important guy World
Domination Toys, Inc.

Halloween Wrap-Up

Well, that’s it for this Halloween. Below we’ve got
a complete list of the Halloween Countdown reviews,
as well as links to all other Halloween themed movie
reviews we’ve done in the past. We follow that up
with questions for you readers about this little
event, and if you want similar things in the future.

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