Did ya hear the one about the deaf guy and the gay guy?
Update: Someone in my office posted this. This is what I get for leaving
myself logged in there. Remember, folks, there’s a “Log Out” link, which I’ll have to start paying more attention to.
In the meantime, I don’t know who was posing as me, but they’re gonna get dead. (In the meantime, I’m leaving this story up for hysterical porpoises.)