Even though it’s set to be released tomorrow, there is now some concern as to whether the much-anticipated movie “Hellboy” will open as scheduled.
Cardinal Glick, from a Catholic parish in New Jersey, is demanding that the movie be renamed. “Catholicism is the leading religion in this great country of ours,” Glick said, “and as a devout Catholic myself, it behooves me to stop these blatant lies. No creature of this type would be permitted to leave Hell, and as such, the name is misleading.”
Glick acknowledges the need for dramatic license, however, and in accord with Catholic dogma, suggests renaming the character “Purgatory Boy.”