Another “you slaves don’t know how good you have it” story? Seriously?

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How do you like them apples?

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Symantics are important.

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Yet another happy ending in the style of Aesop.

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I honestly don’t know if Aesop was trying for comedy or horror with this one.

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That’s a weird sort of rock-paper-scissors.

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Gee, another happy ending.

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This may well be the origin of “the lion’s share.”

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These dogs did not have a good plan.

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Underpromise and overdeliver.

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