14 replies on “A Small Sneak Preview of Harry Potter 5”

  1. schmitty says:

    first chapter preview
    hell, you’ve already been able to read the first chapter here for a few weeks.

    enjoy!

    • theangrymob says:

      Re: first chapter preview

      hell, you’ve already been able to read the first chapter here for a few weeks.

      enjoy!

      I find that pretty hard to swallow as legit. Just doesn’t seem like Rowling’s work and it doesn’t match the pacing of the first four books. Besides, the rest of the site seems a little, um, questionable.

      • schmitty says:

        Re: first chapter preview

        hell, you’ve already been able to read the first chapter here for a few weeks.

        enjoy!

        I find that pretty hard to swallow as legit. Just doesn’t seem like Rowling’s work and it doesn’t match the pacing of the first four books. Besides, the rest of the site seems a little, um, questionable.

        i fear for our children’s future.

    • Trekkie says:

      Re: first chapter preview

      hell, you’ve already been able to read the first chapter here for a few weeks.

      enjoy!

      If that’s the first chapter of the book, I’ll return it.

      There is no way that book would be expected to sell to its target audience with something like Hagrid’s comments about Hermione ‘becoming a woman’. What a total crock.

      • schmitty says:

        Re: first chapter preview

        hell, you’ve already been able to read the first chapter here for a few weeks.

        enjoy!

        If that’s the first chapter of the book, I’ll return it.

        There is no way that book would be expected to sell to its target audience with something like Hagrid’s comments about Hermione ‘becoming a woman’. What a total crock.

        are you people daft? anyway, i think you should post your outrage in their forums. POSTHASTE!

    • waltnat says:

      Re: first chapter preview
      Riiight. he’s starting year six.. in book five. yup.. uh huh.. This looks like that chinese or whatever knockoff that came out last year. Here’s what the editor put on amazon’s page:

      “The hottest day of the summer so far was drawing to a close and a drowsy silence lay over the large, square houses of Privet Drive…. The only person left outside was a teenage boy who was lying flat on his back in a flowerbed outside number four.”

      Notice the “….”, indicating a break in the narritive. In the version on the web site, it just continues there. Ah well, whatever.

    • Nevermore says:

      Re: first chapter preview

      hell, you’ve already been able to read the first chapter
      here for a few weeks.

      enjoy!

      Enjoy? Are you stoned? That was the biggest load of
      complete bollocks I have ever read. I could have done
      better, and I’m a 15-year old with an education I can’t
      exactly shout praises about from the rooftop. Hell, if I
      was that stupid, I’d probably try and
      kill myself, and actually fail.
      “Flexible”, my arse.
      If anyone actually believes that that is J.K.
      Rowling’s writing, I advise them to stop taking the funny
      pills from the little pink rabbit in the postbox.
      Therapy exists for a reason.

      • schmitty says:

        Re: first chapter preview

        hell, you’ve already been able to read the first chapter
        here for a few weeks.

        enjoy!

        Enjoy? Are you stoned? That was the biggest load of
        complete bollocks I have ever read. I could have done
        better, and I’m a 15-year old with an education I can’t
        exactly shout praises about from the rooftop. Hell, if I
        was that stupid, I’d probably try and
        kill myself, and actually fail.
        “Flexible”, my arse.
        If anyone actually believes that that is J.K.
        Rowling’s writing, I advise them to stop taking the funny
        pills from the little pink rabbit in the postbox.
        Therapy exists for a reason.

        you people make me sad :'(

    • miguelito says:

      Re: first chapter preview

      hell, you’ve already been able to read the first chapter here for a few weeks.

      LOL!!! That was one of the funniest things I’ve read in a long, long time.

      Thank you for posting that!

      • schmitty says:

        Re: first chapter preview

        hell, you’ve already been able to read the first chapter here for a few weeks.

        LOL!!! That was one of the funniest things I’ve read in a long, long time.

        Thank you for posting that!

        finally! thank you for having a sense of humour. i don’t know what’s wrong with these other gits.

        • angelanne214 says:

          Re: first chapter preview

          hell, you’ve already been able to read the first chapter here for a few weeks.

          I can honestly say that I throughly enjoyed getting a laugh out of this. I don’t think anyone can truely think that this is the first chapter. It’s good for a laugh though. All of you who are taking this seriously have to get a clue.

          • metalmonkeyx says:

            Re: first chapter preview

            hell, you’ve already been able to read the first chapter here for a few weeks.

            I can honestly say that I throughly enjoyed getting a laugh out of this. I don’t think anyone can truely think that this is the first chapter. It’s good for a laugh though. All of you who are taking this seriously have to get a clue.

            if u can seriously think that piece of absolute shi* is harry potter u are absolutely mad and should be shot in the fucki* head or u r probably drunk.dont even try to make something else like that.that was carp.CRAP!!!!!!!!thank u

            • angelanne214 says:

              Re: first chapter preview

              if u can seriously think that piece of absolute shi* is harry potter u are absolutely mad and should be shot in the fucki* head or u r probably drunk.dont even try to make something else like that.that was carp.CRAP!!!!!!!!thank u

              i was agreeing with you, you moron. i’m just not rude about it, and i don’t have to use profanity to prove my point. it’s obviously not the real story, and i found it funny that they were trying to say it was. you need to learn how to read the things people say, and not automatically jump down peoples throats.

              • Nevermore says:

                Re: first chapter preview

                if u can seriously think that piece of absolute shi* is
                harry potter u are absolutely mad and should be shot in
                the fucki* head or u r probably drunk.dont even try to
                make something else like that.that was
                carp.CRAP!!!!!!!!thank u

                i was agreeing with you, you moron. i’m just not rude
                about it, and i don’t have to use profanity to prove my
                point. it’s obviously not the real story, and i found it funny
                that they were trying to say it was. you need to learn how
                to read the things people say, and not automatically
                jump down peoples throats.

                I thought it was a joke too (as in “Pointless waste of
                time”) but I looked at the forums and started getting
                frightened. Maybe the guy who posted is an absolute
                genius to make it seem like he believed it, because I
                believe him. Maybe I was in denial.
                I just felt like the person who posted the link at first was
                bragging a little about it, saying “look, you idiots, here’s
                something I know and you don’t and I just told you so
                you’d better really admire me for it too”
                Please, let it be a joke!

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