I lost touch with Once Upon A Time some time ago, but it just started its third season with several characters joining Captain Hook on a journey to Neverland. Reluctant allies, angry mermaids, and sinister Lost Boys: is anyone here still watching?

The Simpsons, meanwhile, begins its twenty-fifth season with a Manchurian Homer and a couple of noteworthy guest-voices.

How many people keep Homer, Marge, Bart, Lisa, and Maggie on their “watch” list?