Since precisely no one on the staff wanted to review this film, we’ll let MovieBob take the hit and tell you what he thinks about Adam Sandler’s latest work.

Warning: The video contains a lot of foul language, so headphones would be a good idea if you’re at work, at home with young ears, or in the cafe.

For reference, here’s the original short that was optioned as the basis for the feature-length film. (Totally safe for work and actually pretty fun). Rumor has it, the creators of the original are less-than-pleased with new film, but still got a cool $1,000,000 for the rights.