I’m not cool like fiziko, where I’m gonna retype the whole list of nominations. I’ll just direct you to this list and point out that, except for a couple token gestures to “X-Men,” sci-fi and fantasy have been left out of another awards show.

Those token gestures: X-Men for “Best Movie,” and Hugh Jackman (the dude with the claws) for “Breakthrough Male Performance,” where he’s up against stiff competition like Tom Green. Gods help us all.