This Friday thirteenth witnesses the long-awaited premiere of Dollhouse, the return of Terminator, the latest Supernatural, and the continuing bleakness of space that is Battlestar Galactica. It also sees the opening of Friday the 13th. I’m not certain why anyone felt the need to reboot this long-running movie series, but maybe this version will offer something new.1

Has anyone seen it?

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