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Enterprise LogoAcquisition


Cast & Crew

Director: Allan Kroeker
Story By: Rick Berman & Brannon Braga & Chris Black
Teleplay By: Chris Black

Scott Bakula as Captain
Jonathan Archer
Connor Trinneer as Chief
Engineer Charles Tucker III
Jolene Blalock as Sub-commander
Dominic Keating as Lt.
Malcolm Reed
Anthony Montgomery
as Ensign Travis Mayweather
Linda Park as Ensign Hoshi
John Billingsley
as Dr. Phlox

Guest Cast
Jeffrey Combs as Krem
Ethan Phillips as Ulis
Clint Howard as Muk
Matt Malloy as Grish

Airdate Information

Originally Aired: March 27, 2002
Season: One
Episode: Nineteen

Shuttlepod OneWhat

The opening shot shows Enterprise drifting through space, apparently with no
rhyme or reason for it’s random spin through space. They are approached by an
alien vessel, as we see the interior we find out the ship belongs to Ferengi.

The Ferengi have managed to knock out the entire crew (except Trip who was
sleeping in decontamination) with a device he brought back from a moon he was
exploring. After boarding the ship, they begin stripping it of anything valuable
that they can move, rip, or remove from Enterprise. Trip, moving the
ship observes the Ferengi at a distance, trying to determine their motives.

Ulis (Ethan Phillips), the Ferengi captain, unable to find the Enterprise‘s
vault, wakes Archer and interrogates him. Archer insists that the ship has no
vault, but the Ferengi don’t believe him (and what self-respecting Ferengi would).
So they leave him and Krem (Jeffery Combs) to finish stripping apart the ship
while they finish searching the ship. Meanwhile Trip manages to revive T’Pol,
but it’s the last dose of stimulant in the hypo he stole from a Ferengi.

Archer works on Krem, playing on his obvious greed and low standing with the
crew. T’Pol further insites the other Ferengi by stealing their ill-begotten
wares and causing them to turn on each other.

Trip, along with Archer, manage to dupe the Ferengi into leaving Archer alone
so they can go with Trip and get into the vault. With all three officers free
they subdue their invaders and send them packing (with Krem in command).


At last! An episode worth watching all the way through. Sharp dialogue, fun
situations make for a worthwhile introduction for the Ferengi.

Yes it’s a stretch to bring them in this early in the Trek timeline, but, if
I remember correctly, their first appearce on TNG Picard asks for information
on the species and Riker gives him a quick rundown of their greed, stating something
to the effect that the Federation has had limited contact with them. They may
have simply decided that Terrans and Vulcans just aren’t worth pursuing and
dealt with other species for a time. I don’t know, nor do I care that much.
We all knew there were going to be painful continuity errors, and we’ll drive
ourselves insane goofing around with it.

At any rate we got some awesome guest actors, and good turns from our three
main characters. Don’t be surprised if the series becomes more and more about
them. Paramount is no doubt trying to replicate the holy trinity from TOS.

High Point

"Just because a guy’s in his underwear you assume the worst." Man
if I had a nickel for everytime I’ve had to say that. Umm…nevermind.

Low Point

Ok, they quarentined Trip, but not the artifact he brought back? Not all that
smart if you ask me.

The Scores

Originality: When was the last time you saw the Enterprise (any of them)
chop-shopped? 4

Effects: Not too many here, but what we did (Enterprise listing through
space; Ferengi exteriours) see was well done. 4

Story: Fun story, perfect introduction to the Ferengi. 4

Acting: Brilliant guest cast, but then, that was a main point of the episode.

Emotional Response: Funny, even T’Pol had something laugh-worthy this time
around. 5

Production: Great make-up (as always Mr. Westmore). Bland construction of the
Ferengi ship interiors, though. 4

Overall: The best episode I’ve seen in a LONG time. 5

Total: 31 out of 42

Episode Media


Science Flub of the Week

Just because Mayweather was asleep at the wheel doesn’t mean the Enterprise
would go cartwheeling through space. Though it is almost exusable as it sets the
mood at the beginning of the episode by saying "Something’s wrong here."

Featured Star Trek Web Site

Learn more about the Ferengi
Rules of Acquistion
. Quote them at conventions, parties, and at work.

My person favorite: Rule of Acquisition #208: "Sometimes the only thing
more dangerous than the question is an answer."

Next Time on Enterprise (Apr 3, 2002)

Next Time on EnterpriseOasis

While exploring a crashed vessel on a desolate planet, the Enterprise crew
is haunted by some ghostly figures, and they encounter an alien race that has
survived despite insurmountable odds. Trip helps repair their derelict vessel
and is befriended by Liana, an attractive humanoid alien who develops feelings
for him.

Guest stars include Tom Bergeron (Hollywood Squares) and Rene Auberjonois
(Odo from DS9).

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