It’s difficult to find anyone with anything nice to say about the Transformers sequel. What about the Bureau-crats?

Some comments follow:

“They’ve managed to make a movie that is so incredibly bad that it manages to mark career lows for pretty much everybody involved. “
–David Poland, Movie City News

Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen is a horrible experience of unbearable length, briefly punctuated by three or four amusing moments…. The movie has been signed by Michael Bay. This is the same man who directed The Rock in 1996. Now he has made Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen. Faust made a better deal.”
Roger Ebert

“You might make it out of the movie with your soul barely intact, but the actors in the film don’t fare so well.”
Cole Smithey

Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen takes everything that was bad about the first Transformers movie two years ago, and amplifies it to deafening proportions…. Revenge of the Fallen has a mentality that is clearly aimed at the 8-year-old set, although most parents of children that age will probably not appreciate Bay’s fetishistic treatment of various female bodies and coarse stabs at crude humor”
–James Kendrick, Q Network

“I think the franchise is ruined now.”
Some Guy at the imdb discussion boards.

“Hey! This isn’t a link to a review! Jesus! It’s a bunch of really wrong action figures!”
Grilled Jesus