That would be an interesting film– “Cowboys and Aliens and Smurfs.” Harrison Ford would definitely have my okay to shoot first at the little blue monstrosities.

We don’t have a Cowboys and Aliens review ready for this weekend, so here’s a place to discuss the film, which has opened to substantial box-office.

Below, find the bonus surprise trailer to another mix-genre film we suspect will sink….

If Battleship succeeds not only will we see even less creativity from Hollywood, but reviewers across the country will be required to write, “it’s a hit!”