According to Wired News, someone has realized Homer Simpson’s dream of “tomacco”— a tomato/tobacco plant. And yes, it bears fruit with nicotine, though there’s a minor catch.

And, of course, a question….

Which cartoon invention would most benefit the world, or just be really, really cool?

Some ground rules: it doesn’t have to be as possible as a tomacco plant, but it has to be somewhat plausible. Things which can only exist or function if the Laws of Cartoon Physics are in effect should perhaps be avoided.

Or, if that’s not interesting enough, then screw the ground rules and pass the portable holes…