It’s not enough we’re going to be treated to an eco-remake of The Day the Earth Stood Still with Keanu Reeves as a butt-kicking Christ figure, but also in the works is Rocky Horror, remade by MTV, the channel that brought you Joe’s Apartment and twenty-four-hour music videos Reality TV. If that doesn’t fill you with antici…

UPDATE: Clearly, they’ve been reading the Bureau in Hollywood. Check the first comment.

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…pation, you might want to check out the forthcoming remake of…. The Greatest American Hero! ‘Cause everyone I know was asking for that one.