Season’s Greetings from the Bureau


To all our readers, wherever you may be and whoever you are, we would like to send our Sincere Annual WishesTM for…

…a Merry Christmas, a prosperous New Year,
a spectacular Solstice
(be it Yuletide or some other), a happy Hanukkah (joined in progress), an invigorating
Eid (we’re a bit late, we realize), an NSFW Saturnalia,
a fruitful Kwanzaa, a bountiful Boxing Day, a libatious Life Day, and a thrilling and fulfilling anything else you care to add?

Under seasonal skies,
lift a toast of wassail, and sing:

“Should auld acquaintance be forgot, Et cetera, et cetera….”

We encourage you to add your personal thoughts, heartfelt wishes, seasonal additions, suggested readings, facetious comments, Lesbian Vampire Carol lyrics, and so forth, below:

13 replies on “Season’s Greetings from the Bureau”

  1. octa says:

    Make it easy!
    Happy Holidays!

  2. Fozzy_Bear says:

    Or…
    Merry Christmas Every body.

    (And if you don’t celebrate Christmas, then I’m not talking to you; please pardon the interruption. If that offends you, get over it.)

    Sorry … but all that PC nonsense is one of my little peeves.

    • Timeshredder says:

      Re: Or…

      Sorry … but all that PC nonsense is one of my little peeves.

      Funny thing is, only once has someone who doesn’t celebrate Christmas take offense because I wished them "Merry Christmas."

      However, every year, at least one person acts like a peed or their leg because I wished them "Happy Holidays." Because I freakin’ wished them happiness!

      One of my pet peeves.

    • Alexius says:

      Re: Or…

      Merry Christmas Every body.

      And a =http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=36312057134&ref=tsJoyous Yule[/a] to you!

  3. Timeshredder says:

    Please
    Tell me someone is going to be reviewing that Lesbian Vampire movie you linked to when it comes out.

    And Happy Festivus!

    • Timeshredder says:

      Re: Please

      Tell me someone is going to be reviewing that Lesbian Vampire movie you linked to when it comes out.

      No, I’m not schizo. I left my computer logged on when I went for coffee. &%$#@

      Okay, someone else post with best wishes so we can move on.

  4. cb says:

    don’t forget
    Festivus!

  5. fiziko says:

    PC Greetings
    To quote what may very well be the world’s greatest wrapping paper, have a satisfactory non-denominational capitalist wintertime gift giving season!

  6. AceCaseOR says:

    Wishing well
    I’d like to wish all of you a very Merry Christmas (and any other holidays you celebrate about this time of year). Oh, and if someone would like to take this snow and ice we’ve been getting in Oregon off our hands, I’d really appreciate it.

    • Fozzy_Bear says:

      Re: Wishing well

      I’d like to wish all of you a very Merry Christmas (and any other holidays you celebrate about this time of year). Oh, and if someone would like to take this snow and ice we’ve been getting in Oregon off our hands, I’d really appreciate it.

      the Good Lord put the snow there, and the Good Lord will take it away… don’t mess with it or you could hurt yourself.

      – that’s our official policy here on the coast, and it works. We just give it 48 hours and it’s gone.

    • fiziko says:

      Re: Wishing well

      I’d like to wish all of you a very Merry Christmas (and any other holidays you celebrate about this time of year). Oh, and if someone would like to take this snow and ice we’ve been getting in Oregon off our hands, I’d really appreciate it.

      Send it to Alberta; we’ll never notice the excess.

  7. theangrymob says:

    Merry Christmas to All…
    Hope the new year brings love, laughs, prosperity, and joy. From everyone here at the ‘Mob compound.

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