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Chapelwaite Review: First Five Episodes

In college, Stephen King wrote possibly the best Lovecraft story not written by Lovecraft, a twisted pastiche with a side of Poe. “Jerusalem’s Lot” would finally be published in his first story collection, Night Shift. Before that happened, he reused the town’s name in the novel Salem’s Lot (a sort of Dracula meets Peyton Place) and the follow-up short story, “One for the Road.” Fans have spent a good deal of time trying to reconcile the largely irreconcilable histories of the early story with the novel and its coda.

This year saw “Jerusalem’s Lot” expanded and adapted into the series, Chapelwaite. The first five of ten episodes have aired, with suspicious townsfolk, creeping madness, the worm that doth corrupt—and, one suspects, an eye towards a possible future season that will bring us to modern-day ‘Salem’s Lot.

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Bureau’s Breakroom’s Television Table – Week beginning 2021 September 26

The year rolls past the equinox into the last quarter, and we have a fall television season actually give us a premier with The Good Doctor starting its fifth season as our stars get married.  Over on Evil, the team does their taxes.  Chapelwaite’s children learns disappointment.  Stargirl protects Solomon Grundy.  Supergirl chases a totem.  What If? has a new episode, though it is typically non-descript at this point.  Riverdale welcomes us to Alice Cooper’s musical pleasant dream.  American Horror Story takes some college students on a camping trip.  Doom Patrol faces the undead.  Titans go boating.  Star Trek’s Lower Decks make an appearance as well.  On See, we visit a peace summit.  Foundation prepares us for Ascension.

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Bureau’s Breakroom’s Television Table – Week beginning 2021 September 19

Between last year’s COVID affected production and release schedules and the move to streaming from broadcast seasons, I am not sure that fall premiers and summer re-runs are still a thing.  A John Diggle Cameo joins us for Supergirl’s twelfth episode focuses on a socially just Guardian, but Stargirl is back at episode seven, giving fallout from Yolanda’s remorse.  The stream side was staggared as well as Titan’s take their ninth episode with some soul, but we are just getting the first three episodes of Doom Patrol’s third season.  Over on Evil, someone is afraid of cracking some eggs.  Chapelwaite gets committed.  What If still doesn’t give us advanced knowledge of which changes we will get to see, but there’s a Multiversal Avengers theory out there, as well as a Thor-centric episode still in the works.  Riverdale sends Jughead and Betty season for missing friends.  American Horror Story offs the Gardners.  On See, the family has a royal dinner party.

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Bureau’s Breakroom’s Television Table – Week beginning 2021 September 12

This week, The Bishop of Evil investigates objects that fly, but are unidentified.  Stargirl has an epic showdown.  Supergirl needs to buy a vowel as Mr. Mxyzptlk returns.  Riverdale explorers Archie’s time in the Army.  American Horror Story loses control.  See has the tribe reunite with old friends.  and SurrealEstate loses at gambling.  We also have a What If from Marvel, but they like to keep the details under wraps until it “airs”.

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Bureau’s Breakroom’s Television Table – Week beginning 2021 September 5

Does the same old, same old make you a Depressed Consumer of television?  Well, I have a devil of a great announcement, as both Robot Chicken and Lucifer return to give you something different to watch, and The Boys has another “News” special.  Also, if the infernal puns about Lucifer episodes bother you, this is the final season so those should be going away too!  Evil also gives us an cranial anatomy lesson, and American Horror Story examines their town’s history.  If you aren’t into the darkness, you can enjoy some animation on Star Trek: Lower Decks, Miraculous, My Hero Acadamia, and What If, which appears to be bringing the first half of the show together.  Staying with the comics, The Legends end their season basedon a wacky plan from the teams alternative pharmacist, Stargirl hits some stormy weather, Supergirl fights urban renewal, and the Titans explore democracy.  In Riverdale, everyone’s favorite cat themed musicians return.  In See find true north.  SurrealEstate has a wedding.

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Bureau’s Breakroom’s Television Table – Week beginning 2021 August 29

As the kids return to their educational detention centers, the Breakroom television marches on.  The Legends get stuck in 1920s Texas, Stargirl gets some surprise guests, Supergirl fight prison abuse, and the Titans meet Lady Vic. Evil returns to pick up its second season quietly.  What If doesn’t officially give us a plot, but the smart money is on a Doctor Strange story.  American Horror Story brings tourism to their town.  In See, we have surprisingly fewer sighted people.  SurrealEstate gives us the story of Luke’s doubt in his career choices.

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Bureau’s Breakroom’s Television Table – Week beginning 2021 August 22

As the schools start back up, I Doubt Classroom televisions will be as entertaining as the Bureau’s Breakroom.  This week, the Legends deal with babies, Stargirl deals with siblings, Supergirl makes a triumphant return after her more popular cousin’s season ends, and Titans bring someone back from the dead.  What If examines what would have happened if the more popular Odin son was banished to Earth.  Riverdale  remakes a Tarantino film.  American Horror Story returns for Double Feature.  See also returns to show off how dystopic a world where you can’t see Jason Momoa’s muscles would be.  If you need to get away from that bleak future, Star Trek Lower Decks gives us a comedic alternative.

 

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